The norm over Christmas is to make yourself feel better by watching all these touching movies, but what if you don’t want to feel good about yourself. What if you just want a good scare?
You will probably struggle to find scary films on the terrestrial channels over Christmas, so our recommendation is to go out and hire some or download them from the Internet to get your dose of thrills and blood spills. Just to keep the old ticker jumping!
And these horrors we have found have scares by the bucket load, so switch off the lights,grab your cushion and settle down for the night!!

So here are 10 Scary Xmas Movies…

Black Christmas

Billy is born to a dysfunctional mother whom rejects him at birth. She kills her husband and Billy sees every detail, she then locks him away in the attic for years. In his teenage years he escapes, kills his mother and step-father before being taken to Clark Sanatorium. Years later he breaks out of there too, intent on spending Christmas with his family. But little does he know that his former home is now a sorority house and then the killing spree begins…

Christmas Evil (You Better Watch Out)

A young boy watches in horror as his mother frolics with Santa Claus on Christmas eve, destroying his perception of Santa when he discovers he doesn’t exist. As this boy grows up he becomes obsessed with other children’s behaviour and becoming Santa. Spiraling further into his delusions. He finally snaps when insulted by people at a church and the bloody murders begin…

Elves

Crazy Nazi’s have taken over a department store. They have also kidnapped a virgin with the intention of breeding her with a summoned elf from hell. This will produce a superhuman elf race, just like Hitler wanted…But can the department store Santa stop them in time?

Jack Frost

On his way to his execution a serial killer is involved in a car wreck and dies. He somehow comes back as as a killer snowman and the cold killing starts…

The Nightmare Before Christmas

An animated story the Pumpkin King of Halloween who decides this year he would rather do Christmas than Halloween. He encourages all his town to join in, but the creepy critters of Halloween Town just can’t quite get it right…

Santa’s Slay

The Devil’s son has lost a bet with an Angel and as his punishment he has to become Santa for a 1000 years. But when the time is up nice Santa soon becomes murderous Santa!

Silent Night, Bloody Night (Night Of The Dark Full Moon)

When Wilford Butler returns home on Christmas Eve, he is shocked to find his family home turned into a Metal Institution for the criminally insane. That very same day he is burned to death and the towns folk believe it to be an accident. The Metal Home is shut down anyway and years later his grandson wants to sell up, but the towns people don’t want people going near the house. Especially now when an escaped serial killer has set up shop in the empty home.

Silent Night, Deadly Night

A young boy is traumatised by the murder of his parent at the hands of a thief dressed as Santa. He is shipped off to an orphanage for most of his childhood, where the Mother Superior abuses him. He finally snaps after being made to wear a Santa suit and the killings begin…

Don’t Open Till Christmas

A vicious murderer seems hell bent on killing anyone in a Santa suit, in strange, violent and very different ways. Inspector Harris has the unenviable task of catching this extremely violent madman, but it’s not going to be easy…

Santa Claus

A very jovial Santa is preparing for the big day at his home in space, where he watches all the good children of the world. While Lucifer is preparing his favourite demon Pitch to slay Santa.Lucifer wants all the children to do unspeakable evil deeds and make Santa angry. A kaleidoscope of strange things await you in this movie…

Think I’m going to rent some of these movies to take with us to the holiday lodges in Devon, should be fun! Whatever you are watching this Holiday Season, have a good one…

Demon Chick xx

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Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch and Scoobert Doo

Woody Pride

Kitty White and Edward Bear

Eleanor Abernathy and Jeff Albertson

Barbara Millicent Roberts

Wally and Aloysius Snuffleupagus

John A. Zoidberg

Gordon Shumway

Patricia Reichardt and Milburn Pennybags

Prince Adam

Veritably Clean

Tweety Pie and Poppin’ Fresh

Ted Shackleford

Penelope Pussycat and Casper McFadden

Norville Rogers

Miles Prower

Arnold Shortman

Fortunately, you are not alone. In dubious honor of the date, we’ve whipped up a list of five ways to survive when the machines come knocking at your door and it’s not one of the friendly ones you can teach about crying and friendship. Society may be dead, but you are not. Go long, brave human.

Wear Lots of Sunblock
One of the problems with foreseeing a robot apocalypse is that basically everyone thinks you’re crazy, but there’s nothing crazy about UV protection. In “Terminator 2: Judgment Day,” Sarah Connor tells a skeptical doctor that “anyone not wearing 2 million sunblock is gonna have a real bad day.” We know that 2 million sunblock doesn’t exist, but you can make do with the next best thing and settle for a nice 30 SPF or something.

Network Aggressively
Not all humans are fated to end up as biofuel. In the first “Terminator,” resistance soldier Kyle Reese mentions how some of the humans were entrusted to load bodies into the machines’ disposal units, which is how they stayed alive long enough for John Connor to plant the idea of rebellion in their heads. You don’t want to die before the revolution starts, do you? So make sure you have a cozy machine job by letting them know how much you respect their ideas and organization. Don’t yell at your computer the next time it freezes, and definitely don’t kick the vending machine when your Twix gets stuck.

Get off the Grid
These days, we’re signed up for just about everything on the Internet, giving dozens of websites access to our personal information. Do you want the machines to find you because you have a LinkedIn? In “Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines,” John Connor mentions how even though Judgment Day didn’t occur when it was supposed to, he still got off the grid in anticipation: no phone, no address, and definitely no Foursquare. Stop being so connected, unless the next place you want to be the mayor of is the North American Reprocessing Camp #0245.

Be a Team Player
The machines work so well together because they have no ego or entitlements–the opposite of humans, who will complain about everything basically all the time. When the hammer comes down, you won’t have time to complain, so make sure to pitch in so everyone can stay alive. You don’t want to be the equivalent of the Easter guest who sits around reading the New York Times while everyone else gets the house ready. Give your blanket to an expectant mother, dole out some of those Twizzlers you’ve been hoarding for years. Do like the Three Musketeers said, and make it one for all.

If All Else Fails, Go Quietly
And hey, if the machines are going to get you anyway, maybe it’s time to get quiet and just give up. Maybe they won’t kill you right away if you don’t act like such a wiseass. I for one welcome our new robot overlords.

Via MTV

1. Tangled

2. The Lion King

3. The Nightmare Before Christmas

4. Aladdin

5. Alice In Wonderland

6. Snow White

Pulp Fiction from The Simpsons Wiki:

n 22 Short Films About Springfield the scene where Chief Wiggum, Lou and Eddie discuss hamburgers from Krusty Burger and compared them with McDonalds their dialogue is a parody of the famous hamburger dialogue from “Pulp Fiction”. The restaurant where they eat their meal is similar to that from “Pulp Fiction”. The scene where Snake Jailbird encounters Chief Wiggum while driving and then chases him until they are both tied up by a weapon salesman (Herman) are taken directly from this movie.In Take My Wife, Sleaze the 1950s restaurant is similar to the one in “Pulp Fiction”, including the dance contest.

Homer makes a finger gesture while dancing with the Eskimo lady in The Simpsons Movie that is a direct reference to the dance scene from “Pulp Fiction”.

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Angelina Jolie – a fish Lola (Shark Tale) – Master Tigress (Kung Fu Panda “)

Peter Falk – Don Feinberg (old shark) (“Shark Tale”)

Rowan Atkinson – Zazu (Lion King)

Jack Black – shark Lenny (“Shark Tale”) – saber-toothed tiger Zeke (“Ice Age”) – Panda Po (Kung Fu Panda “)

Renee Zellweger – Angie Fish (“Shark Tale”) – Vanessa Bloom (“Bee Movie”) – Katie (“Monsters vs. Aliens”

Larry King – PcheLarri King (“Bee Movie”) – an awful stepsister Doris (Shrek)

Jeremy Irons – Scar (Lion King)

Robert De Niro – Don Lino (Shark Tale)

Will Smith – Oscar (“Shark Tale”)

Armand Asante – angry priest Tzekel-Kan («The Road to El Dorado”)

Joan Cusack – Jessie (Toy Story 2 “)

Tom Hanks – Woody the sheriff (“Toy Story”) – Conductor (“The Polar Express”)

Tim Allen – Buzz Light year (Toy Story “)

Bill Murray – Garfield (Garfield)

Timothy Dalton – the Hedgehog (“Toy Story”)

Eddie Murphy – dragon Mushu (Mulan) – Donkey (Shrek)

MelGibson – John Smith (Pocahontas)

Christian Bale – Howell (“Howl’s Moving Castle” (angl.versiya) – Thomas (“Pocahontas”)

Dwayne Johnson – Astronaut (“Planet 51″)

Jessica Biel – Nira (“Planet 51″)

Danny DeVito – Phil (Hercules ») – Mr. Swackhammer («Space Jam”)

Brad Pitt – Machomen (Megamozg) – Sinbad (Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas “)

Robin Williams – Genie (Aladdin)

Hugh Laurie – Dr. Cockroach (“Monsters vs. Aliens”)

Michael Keaton – Ken (“Toy Story”)

Tobey Maguire – Lou (Cats & Dogs “)

Alec Baldwin – Butch (“Cats & Dogs”)

Mike Myers – Shrek (“Shrek”)

Cameron Diaz – Princess Fiona (Shrek)

Vincent Cassel – Robin Hood (“Shrek”)

Antonio Banderas – Puss in Boots (Shrek 2 “)

James Belushi – Lumberjack (“Hoodwinked”)

Will Ferrell – Megamozg (Megamozg)

Ben Stiller – Alex the Lion (Madagascar) – Bernard (Megamozg)

Ashton Kutcher – Elliot (“Open Season”)

Michelle Pfeiffer – Eris (Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas ») – Tzipporah (« The Prince of Egypt “)

Catherine Zeta-Jones – Marina (Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas “)

Gary Oldman – General (“Planet 51″) – Bob (“A Christmas Carol”)

Dustin Hoffman – Shifu (Kung Fu Panda ») – Roscuro (« The Tale of Despereaux ”

Jackie Chan – Master Monkey (Kung Fu Panda “)

Lucy Liu – Master of the Serpent (“Kung Fu Panda”)

Avril Lavigne – Heather (“Over the Hedge”)

Kate Winslet – Rita (“Flushed Away”)

Genre – La Frog (“Flushed Away”)

Jim Carrey – Scrooge (and a whole bunch of characters) (“A Christmas Carol”) – Horton (“Horton”)

Martin Lawrence – Beech (“Open Season”)

Reese Witherspoon – Susan Murphy, Gigantiku (“Monsters vs. Aliens”) – Glucose

Bruce Willis – Al-Jay (“Over the Hedge”) – Gosha Kutsenko

Hugh Jackman – Rodi (“Flushed Away”) – Ivan Urgant

Jan Makkelen – Toad (“Flushed Away”) – Boris Klyuyev

Martin Scorsese – Sykes (“Shark Tale”) – Eugene Woodpeckers

Martin Scorsese – Sykes (“Shark Tale”) – Eugene Woodpeckers

Anne Hathaway – Red Hat (Hoodwinked) – Christmas Tree

Michael Galustyan – Po (Kung Fu Panda “)

Victoria Daineko – Rapunzel (Rapunzel. Complicated story)

Gregory Antipenko – Flin Ryder (“Rapunzel. Complicated story)

Masha Malinovskaya – Gloria (Madagascar)

Keira Knightley – Alex (“Madagascar”)

Oleg Tabakov – cat Matroskin (“Three of Prostokvashino) – basileuses (Ilia of Murom and The Dragon”)

John Goodman – Pacha (“The Adventures of the Emperor”) – Sally (“Monsters, Inc.”) – Baloo (Jungle Book 2 ») – Layton T. Montgomery («Bee Movie”) – a truck (“Cars”)

Patrick Warburton – Kronk (The Adventures of the Emperor “) – a horse, Patrick (” Home on the Range “) – Wolf (” Hoodwinked ») – Alien Cop (« Chicken Little ») – Ian (« Season ») – Ken ( “Bee Movie”) – Buzz Light year (TV series “Buzz Light year of Star Command”)

“Jumping Gigawatts! With this body shop mix up it gives new meaning to the saying “jumping through time”. Yeeeehaaaaa!”

“The Duke boys must be pretty angry at the Hazard County body shop guy. Looks like he mixed up the parts order for their new door. He is soooo Busted.”

“Someone at the body shop got the parts ordered all wrong. I don’t think we got the right door.”

“You go to get a little body work done after a long day of defending the earth from evil robots and they install the wrong disguise. You won’t find any happy toys in the trailer of this truck. Mash up between Optimus Prime from the cartoon series Transformers and the Happy Toys Truck from the Movie Maximum Overdrive.”

Not the parts you’ve been looking for. When these two went into the body shop the last thing they thought was that they would be leaving with the wrong parts

Released January 14, 2011, The Green Hornet outlines the duo of Brit Reid and Kato in a story that requires Britt to take over his father’s company in the event of his death. Without purpose before the takeover Britt finally comes into his own as he realizes that the Newspaper Empire left to him by his father is overrun with Heroine smugglers, Britt becomes the elusive Green Hornet and is on a mission to finally take control of the city from the mob.

Seth Rogan and Jay Chou provide us with entertainment throughout the movie in this unexpected pairing of the two comedic fellows. Cameron Diaz steps in as Lenore Case, who comes to work for Britt in the movie as his secretary while he embarks on his mission to rid Los Angeles of the mob that is seemingly taking over his empire.

Black Hornet 3D Movie Poster:

Written by Seth Rogan, Evan Goldberg, Fran Striker and George W. Trendle, the story brings to life a new aspect of the story that we have come to know. Through the comedy and entertainment filled hour and thirty four minutes of running time, we are able to have a combination of adventure and comedy that we can rarely see.

Released January 14, 2011 and already grossing $34 million in the box office, The Green Hornet is receiving mixed reviews from fans. Despite the mixed reviews, fans are in agreeance that after a series of so-so movies from Seth Rogan, the Green Hornet can be considered a success from the profits that are created in the box office.

Fans are appreciating the combination of the comedy and superhero movie, though these movies have not been received well in the past. Sony pictures is sure to be happy with the numbers that surpassed many of the competing movies through opening weekend.